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The Doctor ♣ Eleven ([personal profile] comeonthensexy) wrote2012-09-03 05:02 pm
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[ There's a good while of silence, aside from the rustle of a paper, like a page being turned. ]

Oh, yes, right! Hello! How do I do one of these voicemails things again?

[ Another bit of silence, and then he clears his throat. ]

You've reached the Doctor - the eleventh, to be exact. Leave a message and I'll get back to you, promise!
failassassin: (cheeky little smile)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-17 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah, starting a message normally is for losers. Instead, you've got Turlough grinning at the camera in a very cheeky way.] Doctor, you sly dog. I can't believe you never told me about her!

[mistaken assumptions awaaaaay.]
failassassin: (slightly snarky)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-17 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Alice, of course! I thought you were always a bit...close to your ship, but actually going this far-it's impressive!
failassassin: (bwuh?)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-17 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well she certainly seems to think so!
failassassin: (doctor you make me worry)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-18 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

[well there's a small embarrassed pause here. then, Turlough decides to go for broke.]

Still, if you're her father and the TARDIS is her mother, does that mean you two are...ah...together?
failassassin: (faucet tap of death)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-18 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[an annoyed siiiiiigh.]

I suppose I have no choice to be blunt about this. Are you and the TARDIS married, which I highly doubt, or simply having casual sex, which I doubt even more?
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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-18 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd think that because you have a small girl calling you her father and the TARDIS her mother. Combine that with the fact that you've always been...close with your ship, you can't blame me for assuming the worst.

[ at least, he's assuming that the Doctor was trying to say 'why would you think that' ]
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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-20 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor, she thinks you married your ship.
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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-23 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that supposed to make the misconception less ridiculous? You can still correct her, you know.
failassassin: (chilling like a villain)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a difference between thinking what you want and being wrong.
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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-26 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a pause, then siiiiiigh. ]

You're confusing me, Doctor.
failassassin: (oh that's how to cripple the TARDIS?)

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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-27 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's just...isn't this supposed to be a bit more cut and dry? You're dating, you're married, so on and so forth. I didn't expect all these technicalities in relationships.
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[personal profile] failassassin 2013-12-27 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a Time Lord, she's human.

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